Comment of the day. Well, for a long time :)

What the hell is this education you are talking about? My wife can neither cook nor play the piano, but has a degree in "Industrial Labor Relations". Progress!

That was a comment--the first of the comments, in fact--from a Josh, in response to this news item that "at current rates women can be expected to get the same number of years of education as men, as a world average." (ht)
To that comment, another reader, David, asks, "Can you cook or play the piano?"
What is Josh's response?: "I can cook."

The internet is one funny place, too :)