I am rich. I am rich. ... wait ..

A new avatar of the old Nigerian scam artists? Boy, look at the specifics :)  And the name of the sender: "Dr. Emperor Cross" .... muahahaha

After the just concluded United Nations summit held in Geneva regarding the 2010 first quarter of the year diplomatic payment, your funds are among the twenty others that were released and endorsed for immediate delivery to their beneficiaries. The official approved mode of payment for this exercise is a "First class diplomatic delivery as a result of scrutiny and diplomatic fraud
checks.

Your payment will be made out from the United Nations diplomatic drop box in Seattle Washington United States of America . Failure to respond to this notice within three days of the receipt of this notice will attract a cancellation of this payment till further notice and we are advised to conclude this delivery within seven business days as the United Nations will soon commence with their end of the year diplomatic reconciliation exercise.

You are advised to re-confirm the below details to enable us cross-check with the ones we have in our files. This is for us to be sure we are communicating with the right beneficiary to avoid misdirection of package.

FULL NAMES:
DELIVERY ADDRESS:
DIRECT PHONE NUMBERS:
OCCUPATION:
AGE:
MARITAL STATUS:
SEX:
CLOSEST AIRPORT:

I will provide all the required details as soon as I confirm your understanding. The United Nations has advised you to stop all correspondence with whoever that claims to be in possession of your funds.

Thanks for your understanding.

Dr Emperor Cross
US DIPLOMAT