"We were as close as two pees in a pot"

Did the title of this post make you re-read it? 

That is one of the many real sentences from students' works that are collected here.

Some of my other favorites from that site:

• Sex is contact between male and female gentiles.
• During the nineteenth century women had to be domesticated while their husbands went out into the social world.
• The potato literally encouraged the Irish to overbreed.
• The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.
• Like a woman seduces a horny man, Hitler captivated the people of Germany.
• As an archipelago, Indonesia’s islands are constantly surrounded by water.
• The less educated tending to be ignorant and doing stupid things, wasting their lives because they did not even want to stay in school to gain the value they could from the knowledge they would be taught.

 Ah, the wonderful world of education!