Showing posts with label onion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label onion. Show all posts

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Beware of pundits. Especially in the New York Times op-ed pages.

Once upon a time, before the dawn of everything-is-on-the-web era, for a while I was a subscriber to the New York Times.  The Times, the Wall Street Journal, and the local paper--the Bakersfield Californian. Sometimes the Los Angeles Times too!  All at the same time.  It was always quite a haul of paper to the local recycling collection bins.

Then, not only did the web happen, everything was for free too.  It was down to the local paper alone.  

Given the three hour time zone difference, it was also fun to read the following day's east coast papers as pre-bedtime reading, and blog about them.  I was, of course, keen on the op-eds and columns there, with the exception of the crazy William Kristol experiment that the Times did.  Come to think of it, those Kristol months was also perhaps the beginning of the end of my daily habit of reading the Times.

The Times erecting a paywall, therefore, didn't bother me one bit.  By then I had pretty much stopped reading that paper, and there was nothing I was missing anyway.  Every once in a while, our local paper reprints a Times column by Thomas Friedman or Nicholas Kristof or Paul Krugman and I am all the more relieved that I am staying away from the paper.

The rare occasion that I read a Friedman piece, I am amazed that he gets to say such remarkably stupid things on an international stage and get paid gazillions for it.  I suppose there is a sucker born every minute.  Over the years, the guy has become nothing but a master manipulator of metaphors and cliches.  I guess punditry means that the more one is incorrect and inane, the more airtime and money they get!

A couple of days ago, I came across a Kristof column urging the US to actively intervene in Syria, with our military might.  It didn't surprise me that he too has gone off the deep end of punditry!

The Onion, which is in many ways America's Finest News Source, described the New York Times quite well:
New York Times, daily newsletter of the American Association of Retired Persons (AARP). Founded in 1851, the New York Times newsletter is an indispensable source of information for AARP members, with articles tailored specifically for persons 55 and older, as well as news and views from columnists such as Frank Rich, Thomas Friedman, and Maureen Dowd, who provide an elder perspective on issues of the day. 
Of course, it is not merely the political pundits whose celebrity status increases with yet another incorrect pronouncement.  Ronald Bailey quotes the late Julian Simon:
“How often does a prophet have to be wrong before we no longer believe that he or she is a true prophet?”
That was in the context of the famous debate between Simon, the optimist, and Paul Ehrlich, the doomsday prophet whose predictions about famines, deaths, shortages, and price hikes never came to pass. Not only did all those predicted horrors fail to happen, our collective prosperity continues to increase, with more food than ever and all kinds of fancy goods being manufactured with resources that never seem to be in shortage at all.

Yet, society seems to favor the wrong pundits, more often than not.  Even when time and again the huge errors of the pundits are difficult to ignore.  My guess is that it is all ideological and preferential.  The liberal left, for instance, continue to echo the views of a Ehrlich or a Kristof because these pundits are theirs, while the conservative right celebrates the punditry of a Kristol because he is theirs.  All are nothing but the variations of the old political bottom-line of "he may be a sonofabitch, but he is our sonofabitch."

Oh well.

I know, I know--I am preaching to the choir.  You, the reader, know better.  Which is why you read this pundit's daily rants--after all, he comes from the land that gave the English language the word "pundit" ;)

Friday, January 18, 2013

The death of outsourcing?

One typical concern that faculty have about online education is over establishing that the work being submitted by the student in the class is indeed the work done by that very student.  After all, it is not like when they come to the physical classroom in order to take the test, right?

Students, too, could ask a similar question.  How can they be sure that the instructor is who they think it is?  An old joke of mine, in online classes, is that I hire another Sriram, who lives in India, who gets my work done for a third of what I get paid and that I retain that remaining two-thirds for doing no work at all.

In my regular classes, too, I tell them we are only a few years away from me hiring a Sriram, who lives in India, and whose lectures I will be able to project as a hologram in the classroom.

My silly humor, yes, when we discuss outsourcing, which is a classic contemporary example of an economic geography topic.  As one who loves humor, even if my own jokes are absolutely lame, I have shown them this Onion video, which is one heck of a satire on outsourcing and American life.

But, as with many, many, Onion videos and text-based satire, real world developments make the satire seem like a documentary, like in this case of "Bob":
a software developer working for a large U.S. critical infrastructure company hired a Chinese firm to do his job so he could spend time surfing Reddit and watching cat videos.

Friday, November 02, 2012

Mr. Burns Endorses Romney, and Students rally that election is bullshit!

From America's Finest News Source:
Don't forget to keep an eye on the news tickers at the bottom of the screen--they are atrociously hilarious :)

No, that rally was not to protest the following Romney endorsement!

Thursday, July 12, 2012

A prostitute vouches for Romney's sexual charisma

The Onion's quality seems to be slipping ... this ain't one of the funniest from America's Finest News Source, but will do for now, especially when The Daily Show is on vacation :)

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Romney chooses running mate, and goes after the Hispanic votes

It is Paco!
And, opinion polls are highly favorable.
But then the report is from America's Finest News Source :)

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Supercommittee becomes Superbad!

Says Jon Stewart:

America's Finest News Source has a winning proposition to get us over the debt crisis:

Banking on the popularity of its original location, the country hopes to make millions by partnering with franchisees around the world, to whom it would license the trademarked United States brand name as well as the nation's flag, motto, preserved landmarks, college sports programs, movie studios, and bicameral legislature.
"Now, anyone interested in starting a new nation can open an official United States," said Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA), co-chair of the Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction. "America already has a brand everyone knows and responds to. Now the time has come for us to grow that asset and monetize it."
"Meanwhile, it's a great deal for our franchise partners, who not only get to fly the red, white, and blue, but also have access to our unrivaled network of foreign oil suppliers." Murray continued. "With an initial capital investment of just $20,000, interested parties can begin building their own U.S.A. immediately."
Thus it was another day here in these United States of America!

Thursday, October 13, 2011

What "Occupy Wall Street" people want: Yes, THE list of demands

As gathered by America's Finest News Source, of course:


  • Bank of America should be renamed Bank of Jerkmerica
  • A simple "We're sorry"
  • Corporations should be handing out more free promo items if their profits exceed $1 billion, even if it's just hats or those stupid foam cup-holder things
  • Arcade Fire to play one set for them or, if they're unavailable, Spoon
  • European-style socialist state so we can enjoy the same economic prosperity they do
  • Lower tuition at the private universities in the Northeast they chose to attend instead of in-state public colleges
  • Cheaper Odwallas
  • Holding senior executives accountable for the massive wealth lost and the millions of families they destroyed and making them feel really, really guilty about it

Monday, July 25, 2011

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Wind turbines could blow earth off its orbit. Obama's energy policy?

Why are such scoops always only from America's Finest News Source?


In The Know: Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit

Meanwhile, a soon-to-be-released blockbuster in the making "describes a small town being poisoned with wind":


Ok, that was all from the Onion.

But, seriously, the carbon in the coal?  Not to worry:


So, what does President Obama have to say about our energy policy?

Monday, June 06, 2011

Love and marriage, the Sinatra, er, Onion way :)

Two videos from the Onion; yes, there is nothing better than the Onion to get me out of the grading blues :)


National Dating Standards Lowered

And this is after the President released a few good men from the Strategic Bachelor Reserves:


Obama Releases 500,000 Men From U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve

Ok, here is Frank Sinatra singing about love and marriage

Why is US economy in a mess? Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds!

As always, the best analysis and insight is from America's Finest News Source:


Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds

Saturday, May 28, 2011

How to solve America's problems in, yes, two seconds

Again, from America's Finest News Source:
A study published Thursday by psychologists at the University of North Carolina concluded that all American problems—from stuck jacket zippers to the national debt—could be solved if citizens just stopped, took a deep breath, and thought for two seconds before they acted. "We found that in 93 percent of cases, a positive outcome could have been achieved if Americans simply splashed a little water on their faces prior to dealing with an unfair boss, being out of clean spoons, signing on to direct a second Wall Street film, or answering a call from a parent," Janet Mallory, the study's lead author, told reporters. "Our data indicate that when U.S. citizens don't take a second to compose themselves, they typically charge in like maniacs and hurt either themselves or several million Iraqi civilians." Mallory said a good rule of thumb for Americans is to think of a plan, stop, and then do the complete opposite
How do these wonderfully talented people at the Onion keep coming up with gems like this without fail?  I am so bloody jealous of their creative and humor-filled brain :)

I think I picked up, in my childhood, the taste for satire and sarcasm in humor, by watching and reading "Cho" ... His play/film "Mohammed Bin Thuglak" was as crazy as the Monty Python skits ... though, years later, I began to wonder if Cho was channeling through the movie an anti-Muslim message.  I prefer to think not, and imagine the movie to be nothing but satire ...

Monday, May 02, 2011

What was Osama bin Laden doing when the Navy Seals came knocking?

America's Finest News Source has the "scoop" on it:
NEW YORK—Osama bin Laden, 54-year-old leader of the international terrorist group al-Qaeda and mastermind of the 9/11 attacks that took nearly 3,000 American lives in 2001, was killed early Monday morning in Pakistan while sitting on the toilet, the U.S. populace took great pleasure in imagining today. “Just thinking about the stupid look on that evil bastard’s face when those Navy SEALs kicked in the bathroom door and started blasting away—it’s so totally priceless,” said Queens, NY resident Rachel Sumner, one of 311 million Americans who reveled in a fictional scenario in which bin Laden met his gruesome and humiliating end while sitting on the commode, humming to himself, and reading a newspaper. “And him frantically trying to pull up his boxer shorts seconds before some badass Special Forces guy blows his head off—ha, ha! What a fucking moron.” Some Americans have disputed this fabricated version of bin Laden’s death, explaining they prefer to imagine the terrorist leader being surprised by Navy SEALs while wearing bright red lipstick, trying on ladies’ clothing, sashaying in front of a full-length mirror, and saying, “Who’s the prettiest little girl? Osama's the prettiest little girl!”
Everything will be fine as long as our sense of humor and satire never go away, nor are curtailed ...
A bonus: a slideshow on OBL :)

On a serious analysis, Christopher Hitchens employs his verbal skills:
we won't have to put up with a smirking video when the 10th anniversary of his best-known atrocity comes around. Come to think of it, though, he hadn't issued any major communiqués on any subject lately (making me wonder, some time ago, if he hadn't actually died or been accidentally killed already), and the really hateful work of his group and his ideology was being carried out by a successor generation like his incomparably more ruthless clone in Iraq, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. I find myself hoping that, like Zarqawi, Bin Laden had a few moments at the end to realize who it was who had found him and to wonder who the traitor had been. That would be something. Not much, but something.
A vast number of questions remain to be answered ... by this administration and the previous ones ... I favor Jack Shafer's reminder on this:
the fog of breaking news almost always cloaks the truth, especially when the deadline news event is a super-top-secret military operation conducted by commandos halfway around the world and the sources of the sexiest information go unnamed.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Embarrassed Republicans Admit Confusing Reagan with Eisenhower

In time for Presidents Day is this report from America's Finest News Source:
The GOP's humiliating blunder was discovered last weekend by RNC chairman Reince Priebus, who realized his party had been extolling "completely the wrong guy" after he watched the History Channel special Eisenhower: An American Portrait.
"When I heard about Eisenhower's presidential accomplishments—holding down the national debt, keeping inflation in check, and fighting for balanced budgets—it hit me that we'd clearly gotten their names mixed up at some point," Priebus told reporters. "I couldn't believe we'd been associating terms like 'visionary,' 'principled,' and 'bold' with President Reagan. That wasn't him at all—that was Ike." ...
Following his discovery, Priebus directed RNC staffers to inform top Republicans of the error and explain that it was Eisenhower, not Reagan, who carefully managed the nation's prosperity, warned citizens of the military-industrial complex's growing influence, and led the country with a mix of firm resolve and humble compassion.
As always, of course, The Onion does a satire that is well founded on critical thinking.  It is amazing that the Onion staffers turn out such fantastic stuff without fail.

Thanking Egypt for diverting our attention away from Reagan's 100th birthday, I blogged earlier about the Reagan myths, which the Onion recaps here:
many were "horrified" to learn that the former president illegally sold weapons to Iran, declared amnesty for 2.9 million illegal immigrants, costarred in a movie with a chimpanzee, funneled aid to Islamic militants in Afghanistan, and suffered from severe mental problems.
2011 is also the 50th anniversary of Ike's farewell address when he referred to the military industrial complex.  Marking that occasion, Slate ran a great column that reminded us:
Eisenhower's fears about standing military power never outweighed his conviction that it was necessary. As Ledbetter writes, Ike was, "by any definition, a leading figure in that complex." He loved the army and devoted his life to it. Within the Republican Party, his great accomplishment was to drag the rank and file into the age of internationalism with his triumph over Robert Taft for the 1952 presidential nomination, which isolated the isolationists in the GOP.
The GOP could certainly benefit from one observation that Eisenhower apparently made (ht):
"This is what I mean by my constant insistence on 'moderation' in government. Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes that you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid," - president Eisenhower
Yes, Ike called them "stupid" :)

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Palin's America: Let's go out with a bang

Wouldn't want to find out what the worst could ever happen if Sarah Palin became the president?  Aren't you curious?  Morbidly curious?  Here is a news report just for you  :)


Morbid Curiosity Leading Many Voters To Support Palin

Sunday, January 02, 2011

Excitement over Paul McCartney's death and funeral

While in India, I missed, among others, The Onion.  But, hey, am now scanning for the best of what I missed and watched this one about Paul McCartney's death and funeral. 
No, he ain't dead, yet :)

Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney's Funeral