What "Occupy Wall Street" people want: Yes, THE list of demands

As gathered by America's Finest News Source, of course:

• Bank of America should be renamed Bank of Jerkmerica
• A simple "We're sorry"
• Corporations should be handing out more free promo items if their profits exceed $1 billion, even if it's just hats or those stupid foam cup-holder things
• Arcade Fire to play one set for them or, if they're unavailable, Spoon
• European-style socialist state so we can enjoy the same economic prosperity they do
• Lower tuition at the private universities in the Northeast they chose to attend instead of in-state public colleges
• Cheaper Odwallas
• Holding senior executives accountable for the massive wealth lost and the millions of families they destroyed and making them feel really, really guilty about it