Suggestions for Glenn Beck's speech :)

Sarah "refudiate" Palin triggered an avalanche of Shakespalinisms.  Now, it is is Glenn Beck's turn as he gets ready to do his crap speech.
However, there is no such comparable creativity on Twitter :(
It can't be the case that the vacation-hating Americans are out for the month ... As Marvin Gaye sang, "what's going on?"
The best that the Daily Beast could do was .... "I have a nightmare"
The Daily Show does "I have a scheme"

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Colbert says that "Besides the date, the location, the march and the threat of assassination, Glenn Beck's rally has nothing to do with Martin Luther King Jr."

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