Funny spam! The emails I mean ...

I rarely get to read any spam emails anymore thanks to the filtering work in the background that Gmail does. 

For the fun of it, I thought it might be interesting to open the "Spam" folder ... and the emails are so bizarre. 

Are there really that many suckers who fall into the trap that spammers set up?  I mean, even with subjects like the following?

Screaming hot saucy babesWatch Lindsay touch herself
Discover her g-spot
Be thicker, larger and harder
Carmen Electra nipple pictures
Pleasure her the right way
Denise Richards loves it behind
Big breasts and milky white skin
Make Scarlett moan in pleasure

Who the hell is Scarlett?  I am hoping that this is not yet another sequel to Gone with the Wind :)  In this, will Scarlett tell Mammy, "Tomorrow is another penis!"  Or will Rhett Butler declare, "Frankly, my dear, I prefer gay sex!"  muahahaha!!!  Reminds me of the different titles that they toss as possibilities in the movie Zach and Miri make a porno :)

And a whole lot of non-sexual spam, too:

Get the diploma fast and cheap
Rolex Sport top model
These young people taking jobs you deserve because you lack a degree
Why pin skipping speeds up your call

Is my PhD not enough? :)