So, there I was on the bike path, when I noticed graffiti on the path that was actually readable. Graffiti, normally, is like some awful hieroglyphics, which leave me wondering what the point is if the intended audience cannot get the message. But then maybe the graffiti artists are not talking to me, eh!
Anyway, this one was readable because it was in simple, no nonsense, English. In big bold letters, which would have made any eager four year old try to read that out, with the accompanying parent having a tough time helping the kid read!
Thinking of the hapless parents dealing with their kids asking them "what does fuck mean?" reminds me of the "Mr. Robinson" parody skits that Eddie Murphy did in SNL. Hey little boys and girls, can you use this word in a sentence?
Where was I?
Yes, that graffiti is so Eugene!
People in other places might have other things on their minds, but here in Eugene, we certainly have more than anybody else's share of the radical and the environmental left. Old timers say that this is nothing, that it ain't the hippie town it once used to be. Every old timer seems to have at least one favorite hippie story to tell, and as exaggerated as they might seem, well, they are not!
The folks on the left think I am one of 'em Republicans, while from the right they view me as a damn liberal. I can't live with either, and can't live without either. But, any day, I would rather live in a hippie town than at Stepford ;)
And there was another:
More vocabulary lessons for little boys and girls. This one is a mix of politeness--"I am discouraged"--and the big verb there--"rapes." You think it was a result of some serious thinking by the graffiti protester? I don't think so ;)
Monsanto has made quite some enemies. At this rate, pretty soon, perhaps the thesaurus will include Monsanto as a synonym for evil! As I have blogged before, in plenty, such extreme positions, however, prevent us from engaging in constructive discussions on genetic modification and the undeniable future demand for agricultural products. (Two, within the last two months alone: here and here)
I suppose it takes all kinds of people to make up this world. If everybody were like me, it will be one hell of a boring planet of non-drinking, non-socializing, hermit bloggers! But then that will be a neat way to keep the aliens from ever visiting us!
2 comments:
I happened to meet a cousin of mine who lives in Portland and in casual conversation ribbed him on his solid blue state. I also mentioned I have a friend in Eugene. That got him going. He said if I was ribbing Portland, then wait till I got to know Eugene - his description was hippies frothing at the mouth spouting Marx and Engels.
Are you lot like that ???:):):)
Nah, Eugene is no way like that. The extreme left is a tiny minority. And the left-of-center crowd is not way left.
The old Republican politics of Oregon is also quite a liberal flavor. The big time "green" political decisions back in the 1970s were led by and a Republican--Tom McCall.
We don't even have the uber-left politicians like California's Nancy Pelosi or Barbaba Boxer ...
It is quite an interesting state ...
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