The Onion reports that:
White House budget chief Peter Orszag said that with April consumer prices stable and production declining at a slower rate, the worst of the recession is over. What do you think?
Kevin Burke,
Air Quality Tester
"Seriously? But I just learned how to save money."
Barbara Roberts,
Darkroom Worker
"I don't understand economics very well, so could you put the question to me again in analogy form? To help you, my favorite analogies involve old dogs, apples, and fishes on bicycles."
Ian Katz,
Kennel Attendant
"What great news for people whose lives exactly mirror economic data reported by the government."
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