Hey, I came up with these jokes:
* General Motors has been downsized ....
..... It is now Colonel Motors :-)
* Meanwhile, because of all the talk about fast food and obestiy,
KFC's Colonel Sanders has been replaced by his big boss .....
......... General Motors (ha ha ha)
* My wife suddenly remembered that she needs to observe Lent, the good Catholic she is.
So, what did she give up?
....... Her husband :-)
Ok, that is enough for a Sunday night, eh!
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