Showing posts with label rick perry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rick perry. Show all posts

Friday, September 21, 2012

Governor Rick Perry's version of the satanic verses!

On "All Things Considered," Professor Noah Feldman remarked in the context of the rioting and violence against the video that has now morphed into anti-American rage:
We've tended to be extremely permissive, and that does make us very different from other countries. It's actually a problem when people elsewhere actually think, including reasonable people, that the United States government must be complicit in something like the anti-Muslim film because we haven't prohibited it.
I wish he and many others would repeat that as often as they can.  The distinction is huge: in the US, the free rights we have are not because the US government has not prohibited them, but because the Constitution has made sure we will have those rights.  These rights are not granted to us by the government for it to take them away, but these are our inalienable rights.  We voluntarily empower the government.

Such an understanding of rights might be, understandably, incomprehensible in societies where a dictator, or an authoritarian government, might decide what is permissible and what is not.  Similar to the old joke about the USSR: whatever was not banned was prohibited!  (Though, of course, the recent Pussy Riot controversy makes it clear that rights are severely constrained in Putin's Russia.)

Thus, with every act of free speech, especially the (ir)religious ones, that offend somebody somewhere else, the suspicion that the US government is in on it deepens.  That this offensive speech is somehow state-certified.

Making things worse are the maniacal arguments that this country was founded as a Christian nation and that the ills are because we have moved away from religion in government.  It is not difficult to imagine that already enraged people in Pakistan or Libya would get even more pissed off when they come to know that Governor Rick Perry said this even as the anti-American violence was escalating in many countries:
“Satan runs across the world with his doubt and with his untruths and what have you and one of the untruths out there that is driven is that people of faith should not be involved in the public arena,” Perry said during the call on Tuesday, organized by the Rev. Rick Scarborough.
Perry said the separation of religious and civic institutions in the U.S. began with a “narrative” that first took root in the 1960s.
“Somehow or another there’s this, ya know, steel wall, this iron curtain or whatever you want to call it between the church and people of faith and this separation of church and state is just false on its face,” the governor said. “We have a biblical responsibility to be involved in the public arena proclaiming God’s truth.”
Satan causing the separation of church and state? God's truth in the public space?  The only good thing here is that Perry is not the GOP's presidential candidate!

Quite a few years ago, Bernard Lewis wrote that the fundamentalist Islam didn't worry much about the godless USSR but, in fact, gladly embraced the Soviet Union as a check against the US. Quite a contradiction it seems like at the surface, but there is a deep reason: the fundamentalists were confident that their people won't get swayed by the godless commies.  The US is viewed as threat because from its founding, it continues to be a symbol and a real driver of  the two profound changes that have characterized recent history:
Ultimately, the struggle of the fundamentalists is against two enemies, secularism and modernism. The war against secularism is conscious and explicit, and there is by now a whole literature denouncing secularism as an evil neo-pagan force in the modern world and attributing it variously to the Jews, the West, and the United States. The war against modernity is for the most part neither conscious nor explicit, and is directed against the whole process of change that has taken place in the Islamic world in the past century or more and has transformed the political, economic, social, and even cultural structures of Muslim countries. Islamic fundamentalism has given an aim and a form to the otherwise aimless and formless resentment and anger of the Muslim masses at the forces that have devalued their traditional values and loyalties and, in the final analysis, robbed them of their beliefs, their aspirations, their dignity, and to an increasing extent even their livelihood.
There is something in the religious culture of Islam which inspired, in even the humblest peasant or peddler, a dignity and a courtesy toward others never exceeded and rarely equalled in other civilizations. And yet, in moments of upheaval and disruption, when the deeper passions are stirred, this dignity and courtesy toward others can give way to an explosive mixture of rage and hatred which impels even the government of an ancient and civilized country—even the spokesman of a great spiritual and ethical religion—to espouse kidnapping and assassination, and try to find, in the life of their Prophet, approval and indeed precedent for such actions.
If not convinced yet that it this struggle that fuels that rage against the US, Lewis explained:
The instinct of the masses is not false in locating the ultimate source of these cataclysmic changes in the West and in attributing the disruption of their old way of life to the impact of Western domination, Western influence, or Western precept and example. And since the United States is the legitimate heir of European civilization and the recognized and unchallenged leader of the West, the United States has inherited the resulting grievances and become the focus for the pent-up hate and anger.
Governor Perry, and all those folks who think that the separation of church and state is satanic are then clearly attempting to make this struggle in the Islamic world a modern day version of the crusades!  If only somebody could force them to read the following concluding points from Lewis:
To this end we must strive to achieve a better appreciation of other religious and political cultures, through the study of their history, their literature, and their achievements. At the same time, we may hope that they will try to achieve a better understanding of ours, and especially that they will understand and respect, even if they do not choose to adopt for themselves, our Western perception of the proper relationship between religion and politics. To describe this perception I shall end as I began, with a quotation from an American President, this time not the justly celebrated Thomas Jefferson but the somewhat unjustly neglected John Tyler, who, in a letter dated July 10, 1843, gave eloquent and indeed prophetic expression to the principle of religious freedom:
The United States have adventured upon a great and noble experiment, which is believed to have been hazarded in the absence of all previous precedent—that of total separation of Church and State. No religious establishment by law exists among us. The conscience is left free from all restraint and each is permitted to worship his Maker after his own judgement. The offices of the Government are open alike to all. No tithes are levied to support an established Hierarchy, nor is the fallible judgement of man set up as the sure and infallible creed of faith. The Mahommedan, if he will to come among us would have the privilege guaranteed to him by the constitution to worship according to the Koran; and the East Indian might erect a shrine to Brahma if it so pleased him. Such is the spirit of toleration inculcated by our political Institutions.... The Hebrew persecuted and down trodden in other regions takes up his abode among us with none to make him afraid.... and the Aegis of the Government is over him to defend and protect him. Such is the great experiment which we have tried, and such are the happy fruits which have resulted from it; our system of free government would be imperfect without it.

The body may be oppressed and manacled and yet survive; but if the mind of man be fettered, its energies and faculties perish, and what remains is of the earth, earthly. Mind should be free as the light or as the air.
 It is a shame that from the likes of Jefferson and Tyler we have come down to the likes of Perry!

Friday, November 11, 2011

Rick Perry's "oops" and Torch Song Trilogy

What can be better than a Jon Stewart clip to add to the Rick Perry collection!
"Are you not entertained?"


At the end, when Jon Stewart goes after the "oops!" I wish he had used the awesome lines from Torch Song Trilogy instead:
"Woops" is when you fall down an elevator shaft.
"Woops" is when you skinny-dip in a school of piranha.
"Woops" is when you accidentally douche with Drano!
No, Ed. This was no "woops."


On the Rick Perry version of NPR's "Wait, wait ... don't tell me" :)

Like I do on most afternoons, I was listening to NPR during my drive back and was laughing away when I heard the following in the report on Rick Perry and his brain freeze:

It's rare that somebody actually gets worse every debate. Normally, they start bad and get better. He's kind of a trailblazer in that regard
watching the Texas governor tackle a complex policy question was like watching a chimp with a locked suitcase.
I can't imagine a worse debate night than he had last night, short of grabbing the microphone and beating somebody to death.

These were not comments from a Democratic operative or from comedians.  Nope. "Mike Murphy is a Republican political consultant"

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

This is presidential material? Seriously? OMG!

Rick Perry wants to get rid of three federal cabinet-level agencies, but can't name the third one even when other candidates pitch in with suggestions :) (ht)
(Fast forward to 1:30 if you are in a hurry!!!)



A comment at YouTube is hilarious:
sarah palin sends her thanks she's not longer the dumbest governor ever elected...

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Thursday, September 29, 2011

I hope Rick Perry stays on :)

For a little while, at least ... because ....


And then, eventually, this will happen, of course :)

Sunday, September 11, 2011

We owe thanks to Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann. Cheer them on

I am worried that if Palin and Bachmann are out of the GOP presidential wannabe list, we will then suffer the loss of comedic material of magnitude beyond our wildest imaginations.  So, support them, please ...

There is only so much Rick Perry can do for us :)

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Rick Perry gives up on god

Who woulda thunk it, eh!

After god did not answer the prayers for rain, led by him and thousands of Texans:

Governor Perry seems to have given up on the divine angle for now, however, and is asking for aid from a more reliable source: the federal government.

Muahahaha!

Monday, September 05, 2011

Bachmann and Perry, and their irrational god. Fun times for us atheists :)

This post by Heather Mac Donald requires no additional comment whatsoever:
Michelle Bachman recently suggested that the summer’s catastrophic weather reflects God’s displeasure with the course of American politics:
“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians . . . We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He said: ‘Are you going to start listening to me here?’”
Predictably, she has now retracted her theological claims and says she was just joking. 
If the earthquake and hurricane did not represent God’s will, what did they represent in a world governed by an omnipotent, omniscient God?  Screw-ups?  Things that just slipped by his attention?  Any believer who dares articulate the unavoidable implications of religious practice these days, however,  will be forced into just such a recantation as Bachmann’s, for religious faith conflicts with what, for contemporary society, is the far more important secular ethic of tolerance and inclusion. 
This spring, Texas Governor Rick Perry issued a proclamation declaring April 22 to April 24 as “Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas.”   Now what is logically entailed by such a proclamation?  The same implications regarding divine will as were behind Bachmann’s unacceptable gloss:
1.  That God has omnipotent power over earthly events.
2.  That such power exists whether the power-holder decides to change or to maintain a status quo: both action and inaction represent deliberate Godly intentions towards reality.
3.  That if God wants to end the Texan drought, he can.
4.  That God is aware of our prayers.
5.  That God has the capacity to act upon our prayers.
Specifically to Perry’s proclamation (and to every other such “group day of prayer”):
6.  That God employs democratic pollsters who tabulate public opinion: the more people praying to him to take a particular course of action, the more likely it is he will rouse himself to that action (this corollary of all such calls to collective prayer conflicts of course with the equally prevalent meme that all it takes is one voice crying out for help to move God to action).
Since Perry and his fellow Texan prayer-senders believe that God should be moved by their collective appeal, they assume that he will clearly understand their worth and their need for relief and that such worth and need for relief constitute a persuasive ground for action.  Therefore, and necessarily, they must feel that they are more worthy in God’s eyes than the victims of the Japanese tsunami, of the Joplin, Mo., tornado, and of every other victim of the daily slaughter of the innocents whom God has allowed to perish in natural disasters which he had the power to cancel.  After witnessing such mass devastation in Japan and in the U.S., why else would Perry and his fellow Christians now come to God with their request for some rain?  Clearly, they must present more persuasive cases for aid than did the thousands of tsunami victims.  Otherwise, God would have spared these latter their sorry fates, which none of them or their relatives and friends would have wished upon them and which every victim would have prayed to avoid if, like Perry, they believed in the power of prayer.  
To suddenly invoke the obscurantism defense—“Oh, God’s grand, majestic will is inscrutable to us, how dare you, you measly, ignorant worm, draw any implications about God’s attitudes towards his victims from the daily massacre of the innocents“—simply will not do, given the confidence with which believers attribute “miracles”—such as the survival of a single child in a village devastated by an earthquake—to God’s love. 
There is no middle ground between a view that every thing that happens is the consequences of God’s action or deliberate non-action, and a view of the universe as proceeding randomly without divine guidance.   The latter view is far easier to square with the daily massacre of the innocents; only the human need for, as Michael Novak puts it, a special “Friend” in the sky that can be called on to get us out of fixes leads humans to posit a loving God, whose existence requires the utter torture of logic and reason to reconcile with the randomness of human tragedy. 
Bachmann’s attribution of divine pique to Hurricane Irene and other natural disasters is perfectly consistent with Christian faith.  It is the retraction of that claim that is inconsistent.

Or, a picture is worth a thousand words :)

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Political theatre: never a dull moment :)

For those of us who can't get enough of the fantastic political theatre, which is the best entertainment that money can ever buy, the latest actor to step up to amuse us all is the Texan of all Texans, Governor Rick Perry.

Comedians and cartoonists have enough material already to work with until whenever :)