Funny spam! The emails I mean ...

I rarely get to read any spam emails anymore thanks to the filtering work in the background that Gmail does. 

For the fun of it, I thought it might be interesting to open the "Spam" folder ... and the emails are so bizarre. 

Are there really that many suckers who fall into the trap that spammers set up?  I mean, even with subjects like the following?

Screaming hot saucy babesWatch Lindsay touch herself
Discover her g-spot
Be thicker, larger and harder
Carmen Electra nipple pictures
Pleasure her the right way
Denise Richards loves it behind
Big breasts and milky white skin
Make Scarlett moan in pleasure

Who the hell is Scarlett?  I am hoping that this is not yet another sequel to Gone with the Wind :)  In this, will Scarlett tell Mammy, "Tomorrow is another penis!"  Or will Rhett Butler declare, "Frankly, my dear, I prefer gay sex!"  muahahaha!!!  Reminds me of the different titles that they toss as possibilities in the movie Zach and Miri make a porno :)

And a whole lot of non-sexual spam, too:

Get the diploma fast and cheap
Rolex Sport top model
These young people taking jobs you deserve because you lack a degree
Why pin skipping speeds up your call

Is my PhD not enough? :)

Super rich I am, according to ....

I just got this email:

From James Tyler (For Trustees)
Managing Partner (Anderson & Tyler)
London - United Kingdom.

Notification of Bequest

On behalf of Anderson and Tyler Chambers, Trustees and Executors of the
estate of Late Schulz Wagner, I once again try to notify you as my earlier
letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by
this same email address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Schulz
Wagner made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left some money to you in
the codicil and last testament of his WILL.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true.
Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the
past or simply you were referred to him by one of his numerous friends
abroad who wished you good. Schulz Wagner until his death was a very
generous individual who loved to assist the needy. His great philanthropy
earned him numerous awards during his lifetime. Schulz Wagner died on the
5th day of May 2009 at the age of 72 years, and his WILL is now ready for
execution. According to him this money is to help the poor and the needy.

Please if I reach you, as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon
as possible to enable me conclude my job

If only such spams were for real!

A 150 million dollar offer that I refused :-)

Here is the email from "Prof N.M Gadzama" that just popped up:

Attn.
I am the P.A to the Vice president of Nigeria Chief Goodluck Jonathan
Mr. Vice President has a transaction to the Tune of $150 Million USD.
Can you handle it? Please do respond with your direct phone number. So we can discuss.

Best regards
Prof. N.M Gadzama

Any takers?  Feel free to contact Prof. Gadzama but only after you read this