Saturday, February 06, 2010

Maybe John Edwards can become president .... of South Africa!

"South African president Jacob Zuma apologises over 20th child"
That is right, it is #20.
Since becoming president last May, Zuma, 67, has taken a fifth wife, Thobeka Madiba, who will accompany him to Buckingham Palace for his state visit to Britain next month, has fathered an illegitimate child by a mistress and has started work on a £5.4m expansion of his home.
His latest baby, his 20th, was born to Sonono Khoza, 39, the daughter of Irvin Khoza, chairman of the country’s 2010 World Cup organising committee. On the birth certificate of Thandekile, their four-month-old daughter, the parents claim to have contracted a “customary marriage”, although this does not appear to be true.

How are the Sino-US relations? Answer in a graphic!

Ah, the humor in the Economist :)

The slowly fracturing Indo-US relationship

One of the best things that happened since the Clinton years, and into the Bush presidency as well, was India and the US coming closer than ever before.  Of course, this was a dividend thanks to the end of the Cold War--during the decades of US/USSR rivalry, the US always leaned in favor of Pakistan and against India, despite the fact that India was the democracy and Pakistan was, well, to put it mildly, not a democracy :)

But, yet again we are finding the US getting trapped in crazy geopolitical realpolitik and, therefore, beginning to sideline India.  It is all in the AfPak policy we are pursuing.  The result: even though India is the most popular country in Afrghanistan,
India, the only stable secular democracy in the region, is being actively prevented from helping in Afghanistan in order to appease the Pakistani regime, lest it re-enact the carnage that was visited upon Mumbai in 2008 and the Indian Embassy in Kabul in 2008 and 2009. Which raises the question: Is the U.S. objective in Afghanistan to oust the Taliban, or is it to secure the country for Pakistan? To New Delhi, the answer looks increasingly like the latter.

Washington's critics trace the origins of today's crisis to the United States' abrupt abandonment of Afghanistan in the late 1980s. The trouble with this version of history is that it skips over the 1990s. But contrary to what is now conventional wisdom in the West, the Taliban in its current incarnation is not a remnant of the Cold War. It is a creation of Pakistan. It was during the 1990s that the Taliban -- actively backed by Pakistan -- seized control of Kabul. Since then, New Delhi has witnessed Afghanistan become a launching pad for anti-India terrorism.
Today, the tragic irony of President Barack Obama, who invokes the virtues of Martin Luther King, Jr. and Mahatma Gandhi while simultaneously making overtures to the Taliban in an oxymoronic pursuit for "moderate extremists," has not been lost on India. A tiny but vocal band of skeptics in India is already questioning the wisdom of New Delhi's alignment with the United States over the last ten years. Of course, it is unlikely that New Delhi would directly oppose U.S. policy in the region. But in the first year of the Obama administration, much of the progress achieved over a decade of aggressive diplomacy to bring India closer to the United States has been undone.
Hmmmm .....

What's in a name? Ask the Pakistan ambassador :)

Shakespeare wonderfully proclaimed that "That which we call a rose/By any other name would smell as sweet."
Maybe it does not smell as sweet all the time.
Pakistan named its ambassador to Saudi Arabia.  One would think that there won't be any hassles there--these are not countries in conflict or anything.  Yet, Saudi Arabia didn't ok that.  Why?
The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name -- which, in Arabic, translates to "biggest dick":
In Saudi Arabia, size does count.
A high level Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as Ambassador of Saudi Arabia because his name, Akbar Zib, equates to "Biggest Dick" in Arabic. Saudi officials, apparently overwhelmed by the idea of the name, put their foot down and gave the idea of his being posted there, the kibosh.
According to this Arabic-language article in the Arab Times, Pakistan had previously floated Zeb's name as ambassador to the United Arab Emirates and Bahrain, only to have him rejected for the same reason.
So, maybe we ought to remind Juliet that there might be exceptions to the rule :)

Friday, February 05, 2010

Death and violence continues ...

So, at the risk of sounding like Nicholas Kristof who increasingly seems to report on nothing but the macabre, here are some recent developments from some of the geopolitical hotspots where the US has some serious involvement:

Have a nice day!

If Filmmakers Directed the Super Bowl

Every third Indian is poor :(

Every third Indian is living below the poverty line, estimates an expert group saying that more than 37 per cent of people are poor, ten per cent more than estimated earlier.
Among the states, Orissa and Bihar are at the bottom, while Nagaland, Delhi and J&K have the least number of poor, says a report by the expert group, headed by Suresh Tendulkar, former chairman of PM’s Economic Advisory Council.
That is the report.  Of course, if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then poverty, too, depends on the number cruncher:
According to the Planning Commission’s recent estimates, poverty in India came down from 35.97 per cent in 1993-94 to 27.54 per cent in 2004-05.
Although the Tendulkar report has estimated the poverty at 37.2 per cent against the Commission’s estimate of 27.5 per cent, it did say the estimates are “not comparable” as the former is based on new basket of goods.
No wonder we cite the quote that there are lies, damned lies, and statistics!  Who you gonna believe?

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Chrome, the best browser ....

In my home computer, I have been using Chrome for quite some time now.  It seems to be getting even better than the really good it was :)
(I had installed it in the work computer, too, soon after Chrome was released, but then deleted it because I did not want to be hauled in for using unauthorized software!!!)
My favorite technology columnist, Farhad Manjoo, has a few good words to say about Chrome
Chrome makes browsing a dream, and it just keeps getting better. The teams at Firefox, Safari, Internet Explorer, and Opera should take notice: Chrome's now the one to beat.
So, what do I use at work?  Firefox.  IE?

An age limit for the Senate? Why not, eh!

Jon and Jon dissect the DADT discussions .... Try your best not to laugh :)
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Toyota, Prius, and .... South Park :)

Yesterday as I was driving back home, I spotted a Toyota in my rear view mirror, and boy I changed lanes fast!
And today I was thinking that the answer to "what is faster than a speeding bullet" may no longer be "superman" but "a Toyota car" .... and then the news item about the brakes in Prius models ....
Which is when I was reminded about this absolutely hysterically satirical South Park episode, "Smug Alert" :)
I wish there were an embed option ....

Meanwhile, Apple's co-founder, Steve Wozniak says it is not a mechanical problem of sticky gas pedals or anything.  Then?  "It is the software, stupid!" is what he says.  Well, not those very words--I paraphrased it that way!

What has happened to the auto industry?  As a baseball manager once asked, "can't anybody here play this game?"

Tintin .... aaah, those wonderful childhood memories

A couple of days ago I was talking with a colleague when  student walked in to check something with my friend. After the student left, my colleague said that the student's twin sister also attended our university.  So, I asked her if the two twins go around like the detective twins in Tintin, and introduce themselves as "Thomson and Thomson, with a p and without a p" ha ha ha (you see the twins in the picture on the left?)

Reading Tintin and Asterix were some of the delightful experiences as a kid.  It was thanks to Asterix I first had to look up the word "druid" and with Tintin I roamed all over the planet.  The soprano hitting the high notes and shattering glass, Captain Haddock cursing "blistering barnacles" .... what simple and priceless pleasures they were!

I agree with the following comments in a review of two books on Tintin's creator, Hergé, whose real name was Georges Remi:
Hergé’s characters never age, of course. Their clothing and their speech belong to the early twentieth century, but the exact year and the progression of time always remain opaque. And Tintin is always focused on the mystery at hand; he is never held back by fears or experiences or anything else with a past. Most crucially, at the end of each adventure, the protagonists return to their original state. Nothing, in Tintin’s world, ever goes so wrong that it cannot be fixed. Even The Shooting Star(1941), a story shadowed through most of its pages by the threat of apocalypse, concludes with Tintin and his friends coming home safe, sound, and victorious.
This sense of being outside of time, which Hergé worked so hard to create, is one of the deep springs of Tintin’s popularity. Children, who have a similar sense of existing outside of normal adult time, identify with it. For them, as for Tintin, what matters are the attachments and attractions that surround them here and now. And though I no longer think like that, Hergé’s work is so skilful that when I read Tintin today, I slip back into his timeless world.
I want to read one. Right now ... (ht)
Hey, you want to get me a gift?  Get me the entire Tintin collection .... :)

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

The worst humanitarian crisis since WW II: Congo

Kristof profiles Lisa Shannon, an Oregonian, who is volunteering her time and money in Congo. He has a video clip here.
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Has Microsoft become "soft" and is becoming "micro" as well?

Microsoft’s huge profits — $6.7 billion for the past quarter — come almost entirely from Windows and Office programs first developed decades ago. Like G.M. with its trucks and S.U.V.’s, Microsoft can’t count on these venerable products to sustain it forever. Perhaps worst of all, Microsoft is no longer considered the cool or cutting-edge place to work. There has been a steady exit of its best and brightest.
What happened?
That is what a former Microsoft VP discusses in this NY Times oped.

The Silicon Valley/Seattle rivalry seems to be tilting again in favor of California.  Meanwhile, Boeing is spreading its wings (ha, pun!) into South Carolina. So, it will be left to Amazon and Starbucks to prop things up?  

Colbert pays homage to Salinger

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Hitler's ball(s)

Hitler — has only got one ball,
Göring — has two, but very small;
Himmler is very sim'lar,

And Göbbels has no balls at all
Funny, eh :)
Here is the rest of the story .... (ht)

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Counting down to Feb 11th in Iran

What is special about February 11th?  The fall of the Shah's regime in that fateful year of 1979.  In other words, the anniversary of the revolution as a result of which we have the theocratic set up now.
As FP puts it:
Predicting political change, let alone revolutions, is tricky business. The United States got it spectacularly wrong in 1979. If you're looking for guideposts, the next big date to watch should be Feb. 11, the revolution's anniversary. Both sides are busy preparing. The opposition promises a strong show of support in the streets, while Ahmadinejad has vowed to strike a harsh blow against "global arrogance" (his term for the United States).
The government has launched a ten day celebration, and
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that Feb. 11 would mark the demise of “the liberal capitalist system,” adding that its champion, America, was on the decline and that Iran and its Islamic Revolution were on the rise.
The guy clearly beats the clownish Baghdad Bob in terms of reporting about an alternate universe!

The decision-maker for Her Majesty, or Bush with a British accent :)

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Tanzania offers perspective on Americans’ use of corn

FOR THE REGISTER-GUARD
Appeared in print: Tuesday Feb 2, 2010


“Maize is an important cultural food in our country,” said the student in the front row in the English class that I visited at a rural high school when I was in Tanzania. I nodded my head, while picturing in my mind Tanzania’s national dish, “ugali,” which is made from corn and looks like mashed potatoes.

But I did not expect the question that followed.

After a pause, she asked me, “is it true that in America people don’t eat maize, but use it only to feed cattle?”

The entire class of about 35 students stayed silent and looked at me, waiting for my response. I told the students that we eat a lot of corn in many forms, and added that we also use it to feed cattle. The student who asked me the question seemed to be pleased with that reply. Or maybe she was simply being courteous and respectful to the visiting college professor.

Later, I felt relieved and thankful that she did not ask me about the use of corn to manufacture ethanol. I would have had a tough time explaining how and why we use food as fuel for cars!

That student’s question about their staple food is a reflection of the main concerns of an average Tanzanian — food and poverty. Corn is a relatively inexpensive source of ample carbohydrates, and provides more than half the dietary calories of the Tanzanian population.

An interesting juxtaposition, indeed: a New World crop, with its origins perhaps in Costa Rica, being grown in plenty as the primary food crop in the ancestral Old World of Tanzania.

The basic need for food that might preoccupy the average Tanzanian is in sharp contrast to the fantastically plentiful lives that we lead here in the United States.

An overwhelming majority of us here in America have access to so much of food that under-nourishment is not our typical concern.

Our worries, on the other hand, are about problems at the other end of this spectrum — overeating and obesity. Increasingly, we in America are also concerned about the links between the extensive use of high fructose corn syrup and obesity, an ironic and unfortunate contrast to the life-sustaining role that corn plays in Tanzania.

More than 95 percent of Tanzania’s population subsists on less than $2 a day.

The United Nations Human Development Index, a composite measure of economic and social development, ranks Tanzania at 151 out of the 182 countries analyzed in the latest report.

The Tanzanian government defines abject poverty as an income of 641 Tanzanian shillings a day, per person, in Dar es Salaam, or about 469 shillings in the villages.

At an exchange rate of about 1,350 shillings to a U.S. dollar, a person living in rural Tanzania needs 35 cents per day to be above the official poverty line. Yet more than a third of the country’s population is very poor — perhaps beyond our wildest imaginations.

It is no surprise, therefore, that there is no McDonald’s franchise in Tanzania. I do not recall spotting any of the other leading global fast food outlets either, even in Dar es Salaam.

It was a coincidence that the main academic activity in that English class in the high school was a discussion of a poem that was about food.

Titled “Eat More,” the rather cynical and revolutionary poem was authored by Joe Corrie, a Scotsman with a lot of firsthand experience with the struggles of the working class in Britain’s coal mines in the early decades of the 20th century.

With profound thanks to the teacher, Mr. Phillip, who offered a wonderful analysis of the poem, and his students — especially to the female student who asked me about corn and cattle — here is Corrie’s poem, “Eat More”:
“Eat more fruit!” the slogans say,
“More fish, more beef, more bread!”
But I’m on unemployment pay
My third year now, and wed.

And so I wonder when I’ll see
The slogan when I pass,
The only one that would suit me —
“Eat More Bloody Grass!”

Monday, February 01, 2010

What a depressing news headline :(

Huge Deficits May Alter U.S. Politics and Global Power

That is the headline over at the NY Times.

My question is this: why the use of "may" and not "will", eh?
American deficits will not return to what are widely considered sustainable levels over the next 10 years. In fact, in 2019 and 2020 — years after Mr. Obama has left the political scene, even if he serves two terms — they start rising again sharply, to more than 5 percent of gross domestic product. His budget draws a picture of a nation that like many American homeowners simply cannot get above water.
For Mr. Obama and his successors, the effect of those projections is clear: Unless miraculous growth, or miraculous political compromises, creates some unforeseen change over the next decade, there is virtually no room for new domestic initiatives for Mr. Obama or his successors. Beyond that lies the possibility that the United States could begin to suffer the same disease that has afflicted Japan over the past decade. As debt grew more rapidly than income, that country’s influence around the world eroded.
Again, where from does the NY Times get an optimism to use "may" instead of "will", you ask?  Well, it is at the tail end:
“Much may depend on whether we put in place the financial reforms that can rebuild a functional financial system,” Mr. Galbraith said, to finance growth in the private sector — the kind of growth that ultimately saved Mr. Clinton from his own deficit projections.
His greatest hope, Mr. Galbraith said, was Stein’s law, named for Herbert Stein, chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers under Presidents Richard M. Nixon and Gerald R. Ford.
Stein’s law has been recited in many different versions. But all have a common theme: If a trend cannot continue, it will stop.

I suppose we can expect the dollar to continue to slide down.  Meanwhile, the demographic dynamics of the Euro zone and Japan mean that those economies will slowly lose their influence and so will their currencies.  The Russian demographics are no different.  So, it will all come down to a showdown between China and the US.

And, it does not appear that the Chinese politburo is as stupid as the Soviets were.  Which means chances are pretty good that China will stare us down?  Hmmmm.....

Perhaps I should return to using the line I discontinued, when talking with students: "you are screwed!"

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Sunday, January 31, 2010

Can we project stability, please?

Thomas Friedman points out that the US seems to be losing its shine of stability.  Other countries might love us, or hate us, but the stability has never been doubted.  But, not now.  On the one hand the sense of a "permanent revolution" does inject life into democracy, and upends any business as usual approach.  But, on the other hand, it is a fine line that separates a healthy democracy from chaos and anarchy!  No, we are nowhere near anarchy. Thankfully.
Anyway, Friedman writes:
“Political instability” was a phrase normally reserved for countries like Russia or Iran or Honduras. But now, an American businessman here remarked to me, “people ask me about ‘political instability’ in the U.S. We’ve become unpredictable to the world.”
...
We’re making people nervous. 
After that great start to the column, Friedman kinds of drifts off ....

Well, if fiscal issues are already driving the dollar down, I wonder what the perception of a loss of stability will do:
You can debate all you want about the advantages and disadvantages of a declining dollar. But the question is no longer whether it will happen but rather when, and how. Thus, it pays to prepare. A change from a dollar-centric world to something else could create financial instability everywhere. To prevent that from happening, the U.S. should be working on designing a new rule-based global monetary system, in which the dollar plays a strong role alongside the euro and eventually the Chinese RMB, plus a new currency issued by the International Monetary Fund. Many American companies will do well to expand their operations overseas, where their earnings in foreign currencies can make them stronger and more profitable. Investors will need to diversify their assets internationally to a much greater extent than most have.
I'd much prefer to be predicting a strong dollar, one befitting a great nation on the rise. Right now, however, that seems like a hallucination.

For once, Juan Williams makes sense on Faux News

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Can the CIA kill American citizens?

Apparently the answer to that question is ... "yes, we can"

The global war on terror, which led us to torture, Blackwater, drones, ..... now takes us to wondering about the legality of the CIA targeting an American citizen, not for capturing so that we might try the American in our courts but, instead, for assassination.  During Barack Obama's presidency?

I first came across this in Greenwald's post at Salon. Boy, that Greenwald is an excellent writer, with a clear logic.  Anyway, Greenwald writes:
The Washington Post's Dana Priest today reports 
that "U.S. military teams and intelligence agencies are deeply involved in secret joint operations with Yemeni troops who in the past six weeks have killed scores of people."   ...
But buried in Priest's article is her revelation that American citizens are now being placed on a secret "hit list" of people whom the President has personally authorized to be killed
After the Sept. 11 attacks, Bush gave the CIA, and later the military,authority to kill U.S. citizens abroad if strong evidence existed that an American was involved in organizing or carrying out terrorist actions against the United States or U.S. interests, military and intelligence officials said. . . .
The Obama administration has adopted the same stance. If a U.S. citizen joins al-Qaeda, "it doesn't really change anything from the standpoint of whether we can target them," a senior administration official said. "They are then part of the enemy."
I wonder if this is the change for which Obama won the presidency.
Greenwald further writes:
Barack Obama, like George Bush before him, has claimed the authority to order American citizens murdered based solely on the unverified, uncharged, unchecked claim that they are associated with Terrorism and pose "a continuing and imminent threat to U.S. persons and interests."  They're entitled to no charges, no trial, no ability to contest the accusations.  Amazingly, the Bush administration's policy of merely imprisoning foreign nationals (along with a couple of American citizens) without charges -- based solely on the President's claim that they were Terrorists -- produced intense controversy for years.  That, one will recall, was a grave assault on the Constitution.  Shouldn't Obama's policy of ordering American citizens assassinated without any due process or checks of any kind -- not imprisoned, but killed -- produce at least as much controversy?
The point is not to condone terrorism; but the fact that the President can simply order "off  with your head" as much as a king could do back in the 15th century--even though we are not a monarchy, and the Constitution establishes a due process .... Hmmm....
The LA Times adds:
Decisions to add names to the CIA target list are "all reviewed carefully, not just by policy people but by attorneys," said the second U.S. official. "Principles like necessity, proportionality, and the minimization of collateral damage -- to persons and property -- always apply."
The U.S. military, which has expanded its presence in Yemen, keeps a separate list of individuals to capture or kill. Awlaki is already on the military's list, which is maintained by the U.S. Joint Special Operations Command. Awlaki apparently survived a Dec. 24 airstrike conducted jointly by U.S. and Yemeni forces.
The CIA has also deployed more operatives and analysts to Yemen. CIA Deputy Director Stephen Kappes was in the country last month, just weeks before a Nigerian accused of training with Al Qaeda in Yemen boarded a jetliner bound for Detroit on Christmas Day.
From beginning to end, the CIA's process for carrying out Predator strikes is remarkably self-contained. Almost every key step takes place within the Langley, Va., campus, from proposing targets to piloting the remotely controlled planes.